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What no one ever talks about

is how dangerous hope can be.

Call it forgiveness 
with teeth.
Clementine von Radics, excerpt from “Change Came to Me Like a Crooked Beast” (via anditslove)
All I needed today #nofilter

All I needed today #nofilter

fairyflossvanity:

Some cute DIY wall art! This would look absolutely adorable in a kid’s room, but its so pretty that I think you’ll want it somewhere you can see all the time. Cheerful by day, stunning by night, and it only takes about and hour and a half to make!

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only  reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken  liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been  over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my  local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or  eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been  abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the  News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying  to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep  talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates  no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the  world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are  they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone  would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a  nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

laughingsquid:

A Key & Coin Purse That Looks Like a Hand Grenade
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Sedation Pill
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The Illustrated Evolution of Famous Musicians, Film Actors & Characters

latenightjimmy:

Betty White stopped by the show Monday to share some of her White Lies with Jimmy.

lizclimo:

happy new year 

lizclimo:

happy new year 

laughingsquid:

Insomnia Cookies Delivers Warm Cookies & More Until 3 AM